twumpkin


licking a girls p-ssy delicately while she is taking a dump
ryan applied a twumpkin on the cute girl while she was leaving some timber.
the unprecedented act of tweeting, while receiving f-ll-t–, while defecating. a portmanteau of “tweeting” and “blumpkin.” coined and first performed by tim beall.
tim: “dude, i just tweeted while i got a blumpkin!”
mikey: “that’s f-cking epic!”
tim: “yes, it is. i call it… the twumpkin!”

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