Tylered


the state of having mysteriously lost a number of hours after someone suggests “just one more drink” at happy hour.
after three drinks at happy hour, tyler suggests “one more round!” suddenly it’s 2am; the bar is closing; you have no idea what happened in the last 7 hours; and you’re unlikely to be sober by the time you need to be at work. you’ve been tylered.
verb: when someone has made a mistake, a mess, injured themselves or other, recked an object, said something offensive, embarrased ones self, or when someone generally f-cks up.
“he managed to set his pants of fire. now he’s on the ground doubled over because he hit himself in the t-st-cl-s trying to put it out”

“wow, he really tylered it.”
tto be proven to have more awesomeness.
tyler tyler tylered tyler’s tyler.

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