Types of Drunk
the stereotypical traits of certain people when they’re drunk.
exhibit a: weepy, hysterical drunk.
exhibit b: the angry, p-ssed off drunk.
exhibit c: girl who turns into a stripper drunk
exhibit d: happy, giggly drunk
exhibit e: needy, clingy drunk
ryan: mich-lle, considering this is your first time being drunk, i’ll walk you through the types of drunk.
mich-lle: ok.
ryan: first example-the weepy/hysterical drunk. a fine example would be ellie crying to ted over there.
mich-lle: oh.
ryan: second example- the angry/p-ssed off drunk. another example would be sarah screaming at ben by the front door.
mich-lle: woah.
ryan: third example- the girl who becomes a stripper drunk. here’s an example of miranda taking off her clothes in front of jake.
mich-lle: wow.
ryan: fourth example- the happy/giggly drunk. a fine example is morgan and madalyn laughing as if there’s no tomorrow.
mich-lle: incredible.
ryan: fifth example- the needy/clingy drunk. a great example would be you clinging to my shoulder tonight.
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