typewriter golf


a type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of “hunting” for your ball for 10 minutes and then “pecking” it 20 yards forward.
steve: “man its really taking jim a long time to get up here to the green.”

bob: “yeah he plays typewriter golf.”
a type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of “hunting” for your ball for 10 minutes and then “pecking” it 20 yards forward.
jim: “man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green.”

bob: “yeah he plays typewriter golf.”

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