typical Tom
typical tom. noun.
1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.
(before final exam)
“yo shcr-ps this, i’m gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe” – tom
“brah, you got 100% on both midterms…” – homies
“yeah but i don’t know anything” – tom
(after receiving final course grade)
-gets an a in course
“yoooo bell curve hard, i didn’t even answer any questions” – tom
“wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical tom!”- homies
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