Typing Google Into Google
it doesnt break the internet or ends the world. all it does is give tim allan herpes.
me: i’m typing google into google, tim allen is gonna have herpes.
tim allen: dangit…hrugh hrugh hrugh
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- typperish  the typing equivalent of gibberish when one or both hands are off a key or more during typing, resulting in complete nonsensical typing and undecipherable typos. example, rgabja for “thanks.” i was typing so fast i didn’t even notice i’d slipped into typperish. 
- Witch Sticks  a word meaning nasty pyromaniac neighbor. witch sticks lives next door and is a pyromaniac. 
- Minge-weasel  n. a middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket. your boss is an odious minge-weasel 
- neverending beard of jesus himself  1.) pot. weed. 2.) the beard our savior wore. j: i got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself. a: hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used… 
- Cunterpillar  an extremely hairy, bushy or unkempt v-g-n-. this can refer to hair on the v-g-n- that makes a p-ssy look like a caterpillar. also appropriate when a woman’s pubic hair extends down her leg in a very thick buchy fashion. dude, did you see that b-tch’s c-nterpillar? it was sticking out of her f-cking thong. 
