typlexia
“typlexia is a rare, incurable disease whose scientific name is ‘kebordium typlexia’.
this devastating condition causes its sufferers to misspell and mistype words which they know perfectly well how to spell. in a sense, typlexia is a little bit like a written form of tourette’s syndrome.”
note: the proper spelling for the word is typlexia; typelexia (notice the extra e) is defined as how a person suffering with typlexia might mis-type the disease.
typelexia nervosa occurs in nearly half of all typlexia keybordium sufferrers. this variant is a mutation of the typlexia keyboridum disease which usually only strikes web developers and instandt messenger program users. when in a hurry, typlexia nervosa sufferers mis-type nearly ever common word imaginebale.
there is no known cuere for eeither variation of the disease, however htere are wasy to treat the symptoims.
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