Tyrannosaurus Arms
when going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and the same person never offers to buy a round, hence they have the short arms of a tyrannosaurus and cannot reach their wallet.
-wow i spent a lot of money last night.
-yeah we paid for joe all night. he couldn’t reach his wallet because of his tiny tyrannosaurus arms.
a person born with arms disproportionately short compared to the rest of their body; similar to the proportions of the tyrannosaurus rex dinosaur. side effects of this condition include being unable to m-st-rb-t- oneself or drink from a cup.
omg did you just see adam try to down his pint? because of his tyrannosaurus arms he just poured his beer all down himself!
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