Tyson
s-xyest and nicest manwh-r- you will ever meet.
#1:omg im having a bad day
#2:need a hug?
#1:thanks
#2:how about a kiss?
#1:dont be such a tyson
the best goddam boxer the world has ever seen, with his explosive power sending oppenents to the canvas.
tyson vs bruno 2 1996 ko round 3
he’s. . . . . the dude, dude. i mean come on man, he’s perfect in every way. very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants but chooses to stay with one girl. and loves to kick it with his buddies just chill and derb it up. haha
male: h-ll ya i wanna kick it with tyson who doesn’t.
female: f-ck ya i would do anything with tyson.
a hot guy that has a great personality
he is always true to his girlfriend and loves her to death
any girl would be lucky to have him
hes always there when you need him and makes you happy just by seeing him smile
tyson is one of the “best friend” types but makes a amazing boyfriend
he had alot of friends and is popular around school
“omg ! did you see tyson !”
adj. (tai-sun) meaning: well-endowed male.
noun. (tai-sun) meaning: well-endowed male.
adj.: you mean that tyson guy?
noun: you mean that tyson guy?
a man who is basically god and has s-x with megan fox daily and bangs your mom on the side and is hot s-xy and brave
tyson:i hate it when jessica alba calls me when im sleeping with meagan fox!
is text slang for take-your-shirt-off-now! created by www.thestripechronicles.blogspot.com
omg, did u c his new f/b pic with his shirt off? everytime i c him imma be thinkin’ tyson!
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