Tyson Goldsack


an unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male’s t-st-cl-s. the male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she’s been hit by mike tyson. popular with collingwood supporters.
jim: what did you do to sharon? she’s got a black eye!
brad: we spiced things up with a tyson goldsack.
jim: grouse.

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