u r fat
singularly the best insult committed to text message
hi mich-lle, this is emmett, haven’t seen you in a while. can we come round yours for drinks later? u r fat
you are fat. see ur gay. it is a good insult/comeback to use on fat people.
fat person: haha i got an xbox360 and you didn’t!
me: well,ur fat
fat person: -shuts up-
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