u.s. never-cell-out field
a sh-tty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: never sells out. home of the chicago white sux, the sh-ttier of the chicago teams. note that it’s the chicago cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they’re so much better than the sux.
famed for being the world’s largest ghetto
a place where no one gives a flying f-ck about baseball because they’re all just trying to survive a sux game.
u.s. never-cell-out field: where there are more drive-by’s than line drives!
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