UAB

under age booty. this term arrives from one of maryland’s elite overseers of the young. coined in 2007, the use of this term has been p-ssed around in a tight circle (no pun intended) of friends and acquaintances. whenever one sees a uab, one must at least acknowledge the presence of said child. the official saying of uab fans is: the younger, the better.

the best place to find the u-est uabs is the hospitals when they are born. however, access is not always available so it is suggested to go to child’s places such as chuck e cheese or pump it up. although public demonstrations of uab love is frowned upon, a uab-ist should show it proudly and high-five, hug, kiss, then have intercourse with the finest and u-est uab they can find.

this definition has indeed been written by the originator: shiningseoul.
bob: hey you see that uab over there?
todd: yeah?
bob: so tight.
todd: yo what the f—

johnny: do you know who’s cute?
ralph: your brother.
johnny: …why?
ralph: cause he uab.
johnny: dawg, you is gay.
under age booty
yo kenny what you doing, going to see richards little bro that u.a.b. is finnee!!!
ugly -ss b-tch
she is sucha u.a.b
u a b stands for your a babe
boyfriend: uab

girlfriend: thanks babe u a babe too
unmanned aerial boyfriend. a male who constantly follows his girlfriend from a distance to keep track of and deal with any other males she might encounter. similar in mannerisms to “helicopter parents”, except more difficult to spot and not as pr-ne to action. their girlfriend might not know they are there
“dude, i got paired with this hot chick for the group project!”
“awesome! did you make a p-ss?”
“didn’t get a chance. she had a uab two tables over. i couldn’t even spot him until he came over and kissed her!
united aryan brotherhood
you best not be f-ckin’ wit dat muddafuga ’cause ize sure he be uab
ugly -ss b-tch
dude 1: wow that cheerleader is one uab
dude 2: dude, i know but atleast she has some b-tchin nipplage
dude 1: tru dat