uben


pr-nounced oo-bin
1. a top-quality but little known venue or product; a “best kept secret”
2. rumored to be the real first name of falcon, an la-based tattoo artist.
joe’s shanghai has decent chinese food but it’s a tourist trap. try the place two doors down, that one’s an uben.
when a person has a really bendy c-ck like at a right angle or a u-turn or something
that kid can f— himself because he got a m-ssive uben.

right angle turn in d-ck=uben
uben is someone who is uber foonky but a pansy

ubens are very rare so if you find one look after them
that boy over there is uben

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