uber everywhere


to “uber everywhere” is just like it sounds. using the app taxi service uber to get to places. great if you’re lazy or just wanna get f-cked up in downtown (as to not get a dui). great thing about ubering everywhere is that you can still bring a chick home and f-ck! :d
friend: “bro i just uber everywhere on weekends”
me: “what?”
friend: “uber on the weekend so you can get f-cked up and get f-cked!”
me: “bruh ur a f-cking genius” <3

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