uberfriend
uberfriend: a facebook friend who has more than 746 other friends, all of them acquired by:
a) adding their entire highschool and
b) adding their entire college graduating cl-ss and
c) adding any person they ever had a drink with (anywhere) and
d) adding the 20-30 friends they actually talk to on a regular basis
giselle is an uberfriend. she only added me because i was in her book report group in grade 9.
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