uberturd
an uber or other ride share driver that drives like cr-p.
the ubert-rd almost ran me over as i was crossing the street because they weren’t paying attention to their driving.
the ubert-rd is blocking the bike lane.
the ubert-rd just cut me off to pick up a fair and almost caused a collision.
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