Ubervore
a person who only eats what they consider to be le best of le best. it has to be organic, free-range, fair trade arcane and hard to find. it has to be trendy: “trendy” meaning “mentioned on at least 6 celebrity blogs.” spending the average person’s month’s salary on food for one meal for two people sh-r-s up the ubervore’s self esteem. if they drink coffee, it’s only grown on some obscure little farm and hand-picked by trained monkeys.
“are you going to invite kara to your dinner party?”
“i guess i could…we’re having”chevre” crepes and hand-picked organic hazelnuts with organic honey wrapped in fair trade rice paper, drizzled with a reduction of balsamic vinegar made in a tiny monastery in the mountains of montenegro. followed by duck br–sts en papillote and hydroponic veggies, served with a nice little wine i found in a secret winery only 10 people know about.”
“girl, you’re such an ubervore!”
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