Ubuntu Beads
ubuntu beads are special african beads that have the ability to protect you from aids/hiv
“when i was f-cking this hooker bareback, i thought oh sh-t aids! then i remembered i had my ubuntu beads so its all gravy”
small beads that are added to alcoholic beverages in order to increase the total percentage of alcohol within a particular drink.
typically blueberry flavoured the ubuntu beads are rare and difficult to aquire. usually bars that are able to find a supplier of the ubuntu beads become very successful.
holy sh-t!!! they have f-ckin ubuntu beads here man!
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