UCSB
1. university of california – santa barbara
2. university of casual s-x and beer
3. an almost too-good-to-be-true place that combines excellent academics with a vibrant social atmosphere and perfect weather. it is also the only university in the united states that owns its own beach.
omigod you go to ucsb? can i be your friend?
ucsb
the best f-cking school in the world
uc santa barbara-a collection of students that are drunk more days than not and have mastered the skill of studying buzzed, going to cl-ss buzzed and p-ssing midterms buzzed.
non sb-er: you go to ucsb? is it true that 12% of the students have stds?
sb student: i dont know…does it look like i take f-cking a poll about that sh-t?
cl-ssically known as the university of casual s-x and beer, but also known as:
-university of conviviality stupor and belligerence
-u can study buzzed
-university of countless s-xy blonds
-u can smoke bud
-underage californians studying booze
-university of california’s sunny beaches
-university of california at santa barbara
ucsb also somehow manages to match this reputation in academic superiority, having top-notch professors and world renowned research facilities.
ucsb: the most legit campus of all the uc’s. ucsb is the school everyone thats anyone wants to go to. world cl-ss academics, a beautiful student body as well as an unbeatable party scene makes it a ridiculously good college experience.
i go to ucsb. thus, my friends come from their pathetic state school parties to rage………the real way.
university of casual s-x and beer
i go to ucsb, university of casual s-x and beer. wanna party?
u c suntanning blondes
u can study boozed
u can study b–bs
u c sleazy b-tchez
u c something blonde
i went to uscb…oh sh-t i meant ucsb
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