Ugly duckling
fan(s) of jennifer morrison (a.k.a jmo) and/or her character emma swan (in once upon a time)
a: wow! you know everything about jennifer morrison!
b: cuz i’m one of the ugly ducklings!
when your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard sh-ll of p–p around your d-ck/b-lls.
aw man. i like having a ruddy duck, but i forgot to wash it off last night, so i woke up with a ugly duckling this morning!
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