uit
when addressing more than one situation at a time.
alaine, uit was a clever ruse.
to p-ss a backed-up left turn lane and going down to the next clear left turn opportunity and then, making a u-turn back to your intended destination. usually, this maneuver is so advantageous that you can wave at all the people still waiting to turn as you p-ss them.
“hey, what gives? i thought we were stopping at ziggies deli before the movie – you just p-ssed it!” said jane as she pointed toward the deli.
“didn’t you see that big jammed up turn lane? i’m going down here to u-it.” replied sandra as she u-turned.
“good idea! hey look – same people waiting.” laughed jane as she waved to all the people.
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