Ukrainian Corkscrew
a s-xual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a ukrainian gymnast.
alex – “bro, i think my d-ck broke last night when yulia gave me a ukrainian corkscrew”
bro – “did you use any lube?”
alex- “does chalk count?”
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