ukrainian love cradle
a position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. the woman then sits on the man so that his p-n-s slides into her b-tthole. he then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he’s giving a little kid a “horsey ride.” he can suck her t-ts if he wants. repeat untill -rg-sm, interruption, or awkward premature -j-c-l-t–n.
adam: dude, i’m totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.
dan: ok, just don’t c-m too early. that position is so hot it can make you j-zz you’re pants if you think about it too long.
adam: d-mn, i just did! oooooh, there goes my love cradle…
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