ukulele flexer


a person (usually with a syndrome and no friends,) that thinks he/she is good at playing the ukulele, but actually sucks, and brings the uke to school and knows less than 10 chords, trying to show off.
river (to josiah): kyle is such a ukulele flexer.
josiah: i know right. he sucks so bad.
kyle sweeny: hey!
josiah and river in unison: shut up kyle.

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