ulladulla snot pocket
when a man takes their woman on a weekend away to ulladulla, gets her to spread her legs while touching her toes then he blows a bush hanky into her p-ssy and f-cks it.
our weekend away was looking pretty bleak until he gave me an ulladulla snot pocket.
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