Ulmox


a real smooth cat. on top of his game. always on point. always funk
i wish i was like john. he is a real ulmox

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  • ulna

    the bone in your arm your girlfriend uses when shes jacking you off, or the bone your boyfriend uses while boneing you. “my girlfriend jacked me so hard last night she broke her ulna and i probably won’t be able to have babies for a few months.”

  • U-lock

    a heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. the u-lock gets it’s name from a ‘u’ shaped metal rod that has cutouts at each end to fit into a horizontal locking bar. this is considered to be one of the best bicycle locks. my bike u-lock is heavy, but at least my bike […]

  • U-lock Justice

    using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle. after being repeatedly honked at and p-ssed very closely at […]

  • U-Log

    living bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life that u-log is a such an idiot!

  • ulok

    filipino-visayan slang for the p-n-s head. gisulod sa akong asawa akong ulok sa iyang baba. – my wife placed my p-n-s head in her mouth.


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