Ultimate Asshole
an ultimate -sshole is the supreme of all tiers of -ssholism. while there may be the fearsome, mega–sshole, the ranking is still considered below that of the ultimate -sshole, which is the absolute of all -ssholes. these people often do not hold back, and show no mercy when crossed. the only worthy opponent of this foe is none other than chuck norris and numerous roundhouse kicks to the face.
that girl i asked out the other night totally led me on – but she wasn’t an ultimate -sshole like my ex-girlfriend.
my boss is the worst – most definitely the ultimate -sshole on my team!
your sh-tty att-tude lately has earned you the t-tle of ultimate -sshole.
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