ultimate ball


the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.
how did you get in a full body cast?” “i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.

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