ultimate bro
one who lives a true swagg-filled life all day every day. they are on a greater level then a “typical” bro and have a supreme roll in society. they are especially hard to come by, you will know one when you see one.
note: the ultimate bro does not try to be a bro because it comes naturally to him.
bro: whats up bro
ultimate bro: dude im chill, whats good with you
bro: not much
ultimate bro: homie im gonna swagg it up in this nine peace
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