ultimate chick song
total eclipse of the heart, by bonnie tyler. it is incontestibly the girliest, queerest dance song ever made. however, despite that it is an irresistible and catchy tune.
“dammit…they’re playing that total eclipse song again…my girlfriend’s gonna want to slow dance with me now, f-ck!”
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