Ultimate cleansing
when you’re so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a sh-t. you choose to save time and mult-task, while the stream of liquor filled sh-t and p-ss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. when the process is complete you feel reborn.
guy1: oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
guy2: yeah i had to do an ultimate cleansing.
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