Ultimate Clown Mouth
the act of going down on a girl while she’s on her period and currently has a tampon inserted. after tonguing her bean to squirting point, the head giver bites the string of the tampon and jerks it out of her bl–dy v-g-n-, then proceeds to thrash his/her head back and forth like a pitbull slapping the blood soaked c-ntrag across both cheeks until it looks like a big red clown mouth. best performed on heavy flow days.
lucy-“why is dad’s face bl–dy?!?!?”
peter-“looks like ultimate clown mouth, mom must be raggin again”
lucy-“f-cking gross dad…”
dad-“why so serious?”
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