ultimate patty cake


the art of palm-to-palm warfare. the one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. when the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. g-d’s awaken from their eternal slumber. even john cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.
omg they’re playing ultimate patty cake! we must aleart the king and his guards! it is too danherous to play in the open!

king: guards, seize them!

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