ultimate sandwich


5 feet high and 3 feet wide, no ones ever eaten the whole thing and survived. comes with a bucket with ranch on the side. it’s taste could drive a lesser man insane, it’s made from 30,000 separate grains. it was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain. a sh-t ton of chicken, a d-ck load of ham, one explosion of clams, time to f-ck her with yams. now just add panther, bear meat, and duck, and you got a sandwich that i’d like to f-ck… i mean eat.
the ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham, to awaken your p-ssion and make you feel like a man.

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