ultimilf
ultimilf – noun, the ultimate m.i.l.f.
hotter than any other mature older woman you have ever seen.
me – i nailed that fit mature bird the other night
ste – what? dan’s mum?
me – ultimilf, baby!
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a cr-ppy internet connection, always lagging on first person shooters on video games. jhon: that guy is skipping everywhere i cant shoot him. mike: he has an ultimo connection. a form of cr-ppy internet connection that guy got a ultimo connection.
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the act of one male grabbing another male’s p-n-s and shaking vigorously while yelling ultimoooooo dragonnnnn!!!!!! dude jim just totally rick flared me, he bagtagged me last week, i’ll totally have to ultimo dragon him sometime.
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something you yell when you want to wake someone up, holding out your hand in a ‘flicking’ posture. “ultimo flicka of dooooooom!!!!!”