Ulysses

person with big d-ck and likes to tell jokes that is totally awesome
i am a ulysses, because im awesome.
ulysses: an extremely handsome, charming, s-xy beast that everyone loves. he loves to hang out with friends and hates posers. his p-n-s is incredibly large, and he himself can pleasure 5 girls at a time. all girls love him, all guys envy him, even the gods. he is usually tall, or has someone tall in his family, brown eyes, brown hair, muscular, and a great musician. his music can sweep the great aphrodite off her feet.
he is making me so hot. he’s such a ulysses.
all my friends say that he acts like a ulysses.

he’s so handsome, he’s like a ulysses
greek hero from homer’s illiad and odyssey. he was a very smart and cunning king (king of ithica) who came up with the idea of the ‘trojan horse’ to win the war for the greeks. it took ulysses 10 years to find his way home after the war. the illiad and especially the odyssey are two of the greatest stories ever told.

usually refers to someone who is very cunning.
he is as cunning as ulysses.
a $50 bill, in the same logic that benjamins are $100 bills, as ulysses grant appears on the $50.
dude: hey, got change for a ulysses?
cashier: is 5 hamiltons alright?
getting home (at all, or anytime soon)

a reference to a translated odyssey by homer, the character odysseus is translated to ulysses. in the story, it took something like 10 years for the man to get home to his wife and dog from the trojan war (in the iliad). he had all kinds of adventures along the way, from the sirens to calypso.

in the franz ferdinand alb-m, tonight, the first song is t-tled ulysses. in the song the man is singing about how bored he is at night and calls up his friends to get high and have a good time. in the video, while he is on the payfone there is a sticker on the phone that reads ‘am i ulysses?’ (am i getting home tonight? or at all for that matter…)

if you are ulysses, you’ll get home. if you aren’t you won’t.
“am i ulysses? am i ulysses?” “no, but you are now boy”

“oh then suddenly you know, you’re never going home…. you’re not ulysses”
an impossibly dense, difficult, and meandering novel written by james joyce that all english literature majors claim to enjoy, but secretly despise. the best part is the ending, when you know you don’t have to read another page of metaphors, allusions, and vague references that lead nowhere.
some guy: “fellow literature student, did you like ‘ulysses’ by james joyce?”

some other guy: “sure did! each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!”

-meanwhile, g-d kills a baby kitten for the above student’s lies-
1. a homes-xual male whose h-m-s-xuality is off the charts.

2. a person whose each and every action will be in some way or another gay, and people before they meet him will know that he is gay.

3. a man so gay that other h-m-s-xuals call him gay as a insult.
“you are such a ulysses. everything you do is gayer than the last.”

“dont wear those socks or you will soon be seen as a ulysses”

“the gay community in san francisco rejected me. they said i was too much of a ulysses”

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