umbilical dump
it’s when you don’t have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you must take a dump. even adult children are unaware this is happening but it’s definitely umbilically connected. an umbilical dump.
child: hey ma, i feel an umbilical dump coming on.
ma: oh sh-t, i have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? another umbilical dump.
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