umbrella hole
1) slang term for a womans v-g-n-.
originated when art price, 40, of ohio was arrested and charged with 4 counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him in broad daylight getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table.
1) i bet she has a nice umbrella hole.
2) i would love to stick her umbrella hole.
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