Umbridge
someone who is absolutely rude and controlling. someone who is commonly called a “cow” followed by “moo”. an umbridge is someone who likes to play mother in another mother’s family. an umbridge is also some one who is two faced and likes to call the cops along with start family drama.
wow chloe! my dads new girlfriend is such a b-tch! from now on, we are going to call her umbridge.
a character in harry potter order of the phoenix that has a toadface and is fat like a pig. (i think so) she is hated by all of harry potter fans becuase she does bad stuffs in hogwarts and everyone gets annoyed with her words of h-ll “hem hem” when she intterupts someone.
1. “hem hem”
2. “omg umbridge is so r-t-rded!!!”
3. umridge = umb-tch
b-tch
name comes from the harry potter character dolores umbridge. in harry potter and the order of the phoenix, umbridge teaches at hogwarts and is also in charge of all discipline. she frequently tortures students as punishment and is the most infuriating character in the series. hated by all, she is rather p-ssive-agressive, hiding her evil tendencies behind a disgustingly sweet and girly mask. for example, her office, where she forces harry to carve the words “i must not tell lies” into his own skin, is entirely pink and covered with pictures of kittens. even though she’s technically not a “bad guy” because she doesn’t work for voldemort, she’s easily the most hated character in the series.
omfg i hate -janet- so much i cant believe she said that to me the f-cking umbridge
to bridge one’s phrases with the syllable “um”.
he was such a halting speaker that everyone took umbrage at his um-bridge.
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