UMC

upper middle cl-ss – the very top layer of the middle cl-ss.

people who think nothing of spending $4.50 on a coffee, think getting change from $10 for a sandwich/loaf of sourdough or $20 from a c-cktail is a great deal, are pr-ne to saying “oh, i looooove foreign films”, are overeducated yet underskilled, can’t cook anything except toast because they eat out three times a day, adore steve jobs, say words like “problematic” when they really mean “bad”, describe the inhabitants of their preferred developing world holiday destination as “such a beautiful people”, whose parents pay their rent and who rarely “check” their own “privilege”, complain of being “soooo busy” while they are freelancing at a cafe, are generally kidults, etc etc etc.
umc #1: g-d, i’m so broke this week, i’ll have to opt for this inexpensive $40 prosecco for rococco’s birthday.
umc #2: how embarr-ssment.
4 more definitions
unintended mexican children. children of mexican families that are obviously not wanted.
lets go to ross. no it is like a third world county just full of umcs.
u mad corny (you’re mad corny) the person you refer this to is silly, tried to tell a joke that failed, purposely does something to aggravate or please someone or purposely does something he/she knows will get a negative response.
girl: i miss you

boy: i miss you like a bee miss the flowers

girl: lol umc

ex2:
guy: dude you going partying later on?
guy2: nah ima play my new video game tonight

guy: umc
united model congress

the greatest club that ever lived.
master debaters that congregate for several weekends a year to hangout, have coed sleepovers, and debate!
i love model congress
yea me too man, imma be so sad when im a senior and i have to say goodbye to umc!
stands for under major construction.
rob: hey, how’s your house going?
tom: umc, man.
rob: what?
tom: under major construction.