UMCP
1. abbreviation for university of maryland, college park.
2. the school that is no longer a safety… in more ways than one.
3. the only school worth going to in the state of maryland.
“man i really screwed up. i didnt get into umcp, which was my safety school!”
“well it’s getting to be close to 3pm and it will be dark in about 3 hours at umcp. i should probably go with somebody so i dont get robbed.”
1. a school where a freshman is bilked for as much money as possible before being shuffled off campus – usually without any idea of where to live – should he dare to stick around until he is an uppercl-ssman.
2. a school where the people who run it waste money like gibbering jack-sses.
3. a school that purchases several $2 million dollar tour busses for the basketball team – which they will then refuse to use.
4. a geographical location wherein the people who give parking violations and the personal servants of the devil may or may not be the same people – the actual facts are still hotly debated.
“where the h-ll am i gonna live next year as a umcp senior?”
“umcp spent how much on a tour bus?”
“those h-llsp-wn from umcp parking services f-cked me good!”
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