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  1) slang term for a womans v-g-n-. originated when art price, 40, of ohio was arrested and charged with 4 counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him in broad daylight getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. 1) i bet she has a nice umbrella […]

• umfo

  a simplisation of umofuho which is a simplisation of umoferf-khoe which is a simplisation of u mother f-cking hoe p-ss off u umfo

• umfomfort

  a wonderful pastry of fruit-filled delight, as invented by the pagans. “mmmm… nice batch of umfomforts, pags!”

• umfriend

  noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend “oh hi guys, i hope you don’t mind that i brought my um…friend ursula to our poker night” a partner in a s-xual relationship on an ambiguous standing. “this is kate, my, um, friend.” a person with […]

• umfteenth

  a place holder word for a large number “for the umfteenth time please shut up!”

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