umut
the most f-cking amazingly awesome kid in the rich, white -ss town of mendham,nj. nearly every girl fantasizes about f-cking him on a daily basis. just the mention of his name brings extreme horniness to every girl hearing it. he is also the only turkish kid in mendham boro. also refered to as air umut, dr. turkelton and the beast from the middle east
girl: hi, what’s your name
umut: my name is umut
girl: f-ck me…
kid: d-mn i wish i was as pimpin and s-xy as umut, then i’d have all the b-tches.
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