un-pretzel
the undoing of a large software development project. generally involves removing half the code from a 6-12 month project over the course of a few weeks, making sure to send the commits to the original engineers who worked on it along with a virtual gift of a “pretzel stick”.
original engineer: dude, just finished this project. took like 8 months of slaving 90 hour weeks.
other engineer: d-mn, its done though, time for ??? then profit!
—2 months p-ss—
other engineer: hey you want an un-pretzel?
original engineer: what’s that?
other engineer: all the code i deleted that you wrote.
original engineer: :((((((((((((((((((((((((
when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts
you: omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.
friend: d-mn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.
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