Unabomber
the single man who was responsible for numerous mail bombings on innocent people. he lived in a shack/cabin in montana for many years, where he also kept a lot of his bombs. his name was ted kaczynski. the unabomber was finally captured and sentenced to life in prison.
the unabomber was a sick, crazy-haired man who slept on top of his bombs in his montana cabin.
also refers to young poker star phil laak, who has appeared on world poker tour, for his uncanny resemblance to the early composite sketches of the real unabomber.
the unabomber rolled on the floor like an -ssclown after winning a big pot.
an alcoholic shot combining jaggermeister and bong water. generally poured in a 2-ounce shot gl-ss, so its 50/50. invented in 2008 in star city, saskatchewan, canada, it began with half bong water and half rye, which evolved to half bong water and half white rum, which evolved further to use jaggermeister. this is one of the more disgusting shots you can make yourself, and if you’ve been drinking heavy, it’s often enough to cause puking. to date only a few people have tried this shot, but hopefully you try it out to!
ted: what are we going to do with all this bong water and jag?
tim: mix em up in a shot!
paula: that’s gross!
tim: no, thats a unabomber!
a grizzly old dude with a beard wearing a hoodie and talking to himself. does not carry a cell phone and screams at people using their cr-ppy bluetooth earpiece on the phone in a quiet public place.
the weirdest thing happened to me today.
what?
this unabomber dude started screaming at me in the library while i was talking to my friend about the regis and kelly show!
ted kaczynski, the man who killed and maimed innocent people rather than fighting the machines.
the unabomber never had someone watching him use his macbook.
the act of teabagging someone when the teabagger has only one t-st-cl-.
after surgery for his testicular tumor, billy had to resort to the unabomber, rather than the traditional teabag.
a person who refuses to use “new” technology, such as cellular phones, microwave ovens or the internet, for reasons ranging from pure laziness or technological incompetence to a form of pathological anti-technological sn-bbism.
originally a man named theodore kaczynski who plotted to kill anyone contributing to techological advancement.
– i’ve waited for twenty minutes. why didn’t you call me?
– i don’t have one of those portable phones.
– dude, you’re such a unabomber
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