Unabomber Glasses
gl-sses sometimes worn by people who listen to punk rock! \m/
they resemble the gl-sses worn by phil laak of the world poker tour. they’re cheap, plastic, durable gl-sses, usually with huge lenses also made out of plastic.
here’s how the name came about (hypothetically) the unabomber resembles phil laak of the world poker tour, who wears those gl-sses, which is why its called unabomber gl-sses.
2) a skate team in the uk is called unibomber, and the gl-sses were named after them.
3) peeps just straight up called it unibomber gl-sses cause it sounds d-mn s-xy.
since they’re so cheap and easy to find, unabomber gl-sses are a favorite among neo n-z-s. heil bush!
steve’s going to the show in unabomber gl-sses. what a silly goose.
i broke my unabomber gl-sses! i have to get another 5 set from the dolla store!
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