UNC

the university of north carolina at chapel hill. the oldest public university in the united states. chartered in 1789, and open in 1793. is the flagship university of the north carolina public univerisity system, which consists of 16 seperate campuses. has inredible academics, which has lead to the t-tle of a “public ivy” university. unc is located in chapel hill, nc. chapel hill has been described as the dictionary definition of a college town. unc also has some of the best athletics, including 5 ncaa basketball championships, and numerous championships in the other 26 varsity sport programs.
“what is it that binds us to this place as to no other? it is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp october nights. our loyalty is not to the memories of what william richardson davie did 200 years ago . . . no, our love for this place is based upon the fact that it is as it was meant to be the university of the people. two hundred years to the day since the founding of the first state university, we can read again the words on its seal–“light and liberty”– and say the the university of north carolina has lived by those two short n-ble words and say that in all of the american story there is no other place like this.”
-charles kuralt, cl-ss of 55
unc bicentennial
october 12, 1993
the team that defeated illinois in the ncaa championship game, forever causing illini fans to come up with excuses to make up for their b-tch -ss thrashing.
unc + illinois = ggnore to illinois
the university of north carolina at chapel hill. home of the most amazing and spirited student body in existence, unc prides itself in all its accomplishments. also well known for having a remarkable men’s basketball team, which recently won the 2009 ncaa championship game against michigan state, breaking several t-tle game records in the process.
“did you watch the unc game last night? lawson broke the record for the most steals in a t-tle game ever!”
the university of north carolina at chapel hill opened in 1795 as our nation’s first state university. today, unc maintains some of the top educational and athletic programs in america. 2005 ncaa basketball champions.
what is it that binds us to this place as to no other? it is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp october nights or the memory of dogwoods blooming here on the crest of new hope chapel hill . . . our love for this place is based on the fact that it
is as it was meant to be . . . the university of the people.“
charles kuralt unc alumni 1959
abbreviation for “uncomforable”. can be used in place of common abrev. “awk” in order to be more original
girl 1-“who was that weird guy with the p-rnstar mustache talking to you?”

girl 2- ” i don’t know, but he was making me h-lla unc”
an acroynm for uncomfortable – the new word for awkward, because awkward has been overused.
“oh, d-mn, who is that hotty you were talking to at the party last night?”

“um, that was my brother.”

“oh.”

“yeah. um. unc.”
an “unc” is typically an italian-american gangster/mobster, often living around the area of new york. (however there have been numerous sightings around various football stadiums in england)

aesthetically, they are often very smartly dressed, with neat, well-kept hair; however often hair can be gelled back/ combed over.

typically using a specific italian-american accent, words such as “burger” are pr-nounced “boy-ger”. often deal in organised crime and football management.
…and unc! said “capiche, i’m gonna take you to copacabana beach if you don’t give me da money”

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