UNC Charlotte
a “university” in the city of charlotte that is unbelievably boring unless you’re in a frat and want to deal with douchebags 24/7. definitely a suitcase campus. perhaps composed of the only college students in the f-cking world who actually want to go back to their parents’ house every weekend. the people are typically cliquish, but i don’t want to generalize. it’s like high school all over again.
you will also most likely not graduate in 4 years as uncc loves to sabotage it’ student by giving required courses a 10 student capacity with one section offered every other semester. this is done to keep you paying their obscenely high tuition. this tuition is allocated towards building pointless, non-functional, marble statues in various locations on campus rather than making actual improvements.
person 1: hey it’s your 4th year of college!! ready to graduate?!?!?
unc charlotte student: maybe next year…or the year after…or the year after next…i’m still waiting to get into this one cl-ss that fills up 20 seconds after registration opens.
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