Unclaimed
this is a band in tallah-ssee, florida, which consists of four h-m-s-xuals, whom all enjoy wearing tight pants, v necks, long hair, talking like b-tches, playing power chords, and being repet-tive. here are some famous unclaimed quotes.
“every music is repet-tive”
“sounds like someone has on the delay pedal”
“does kinkos do alb-m covers?”
“we need to sell 1000 alb-ms.”
“i prefer my women to have heads the size of baseb-lls.”
“i like taking it up the -ss.”
one member of the band even represents florida, by getting an outline of the state, tattooed, on his chest. here are some quotes from him.
“it was 200 dollars, but my mom paid for it.”
unclaimed’s major audience, are 14 year old christian girls, who will never put out, and are also very unattractive. but that’s fine, because those guys are gay.
“hey man, have you seen unclaimed live?”
“why would i? all it is, is a huge sodomizing party, with power chords, and sh-tty guitar.”
“yeah, for sure.”
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